Here’s another thing I want to add to my wish list.

I’d build it myself, but I don’t think a theology degree has provided me with the necessary skills.

That, and it cost the kid $10,000.  I find it hilarious that people called the police.  “Hello, 911 emergency.  What seems to be the problem?” 

“There’s a tank driving down the road!” 

“I’m sorry – did you say a tank?”

“Yes – a tank!”

“Um, has it, well, attacked you yet?  *snicker*”